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Super PSTW Action RPG
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 23, 2011
Awesome but...
It was cool, but I prefer the PS3 port, PXTW. Even though the graphics aren't AS good, I though it captured the GoW feel better.
Red Moon
Rated 2 / 5 stars April 24, 2009
Average
Lets go through the progression of the game experience.
The start cut scene: Sucked. Some guy with no personality giving the standard do what I say or I'll bitch at you some more. No reason to be doing what I'm doing is better than wasting peoples time with badly scripted and poorly voice acted cut scene.
The tiny tutorial: Very simple, short and to the point. We've all played games before and this game doesn't go overboard. However, attacking stationary targets with an attack that isn't, is bad. If I wanted to move foward while attacking, I'd press foward. I blamed this game after my character attacked herself into the spike pit <_<
Graphics/Art: Good style, something not too different and pretty well done.
Music: Standard adventuring music.
Bugs: Being able to bounce off the edge your trying to land on sucks. Also landing on the side of a legde only to fall off also sucks.
Your are able to bypass most fights. Not a bad thing at this point since fighting enemies can be pointlessly annoying. Fighting the first "hard" guy really makes the fighting suck when you fight past him. When you get the better attack thing pick up a little, but not a heap. All the while, or course, wondering why can't that dude "unleash fury" himself...
Medals: This feels like the only reason why I'd want to play this game and its not a good reason. While most things are done pretty well, nothing is new, interesting or even slightly attention grabbing is making me want to finish this game.
Simply, its good, but could be a LOT better.
Battle Fones
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2009
Already Been Submitted
This game has been previously submitted. If its not around now, its because not enough people liked it before.
This game is is cklunky, hard to control. The special moves are terrible to pull off and there are much better fighter games out there. Street Fighter 2 for example. The only way a new fighting game would do well is if it had a novilty or just something awesome about it. This game doesn't have either of those.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 6, 2011
Really?
That was terrible. The only jokes in that were tred, overused, not even that funny 5 years ago kind of jokes. Mortal Kombat FAILtality rips this. THAT has good humor, this is like watching goatse animated.
I'd try and offer some advice to improve this, but I really can't. The only advice I can give is to stop drinking turps and try again.
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 4, 2011
Awesome ^^
I can't stop laughing at this. The short lyrics aren't that funny itself, but with the lip-syncing, but more perticually the facial epressions are what do it for me. Just the "heeEEyy" is great XD I was expecting something longer, like an entire song, but the short loop makes it more enjoyable.
I can't think of anyway that this could be improved, so I'm giving it a 10. I don't know how people are rating/reviewing it so poorly. I guess they take things too seriously. I'm pretty sure I'll get rated bad myself for this review, so I guess I'll just go right on ahead and say that those people who don't like this need to go get laid... bad.
"Smoke weed every day" (I don't smoke btw) kathnkbai XD
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 26, 2009
Informative
This was very easy to follow. it wasn't too long and it wasn't overly complicated. I sometimes play guitar and have also found guitar pro very helpful. Which is also how I learnt tabs. But I've never got around to learning sheet music. The only suggestion I have is showing what notes are where on the guitar and possibly other intraments as well. Thanks for making this.
Yes, the next tutorial is meant to be solely for guitar, so just RSS feed me and wait a couple days for it to come out!
I'm glad you liked it, and thanks for the review!